Introducing Ninjette

Who is Ninjette? Why, she's the mascot of this site, my alter-ego if you will. She's a little hard to pin down - especially lately - and to date there have been no sightings of her. I've been meaning to invite her to this party for a while, but the invitations have been getting lost in the mail. You know, from the lack-of-pinning-down thing.

Ninjette has some words of wisdom to impart, and I've got the first contribution from her here.